Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”“I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.”“The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.”“Children today are tyrants. “Enjoying Life’s Pace: Waiting really shouldn’t be an occupation…things will happen when they happen and not one minute sooner. “Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.” — 121. “When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. Quincy holds an MBA from the University of Dundee and an MSc from the University of Edinburgh, and lives in San Antonio with his wife Natalie and his dog Oban. You have to have an open mind. “I enjoy life when things are happening. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”“Leave something for someone but dont leave someone for something.”“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”“Never have more children than you have car windows.”“Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.”“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.”“I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.”“The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.”“Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.”“We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.”“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very inspiring and fun.125 I’m Sorry Quotes for When You Can’t Find the Right Words95 Inspirational Disney Quotes About Imagination and Success67 Rejection Quotes To Comfort Us When We Are Denied80 Betrayal Quotes on Backstabbing Friends and Lost Trust90 Plato Quotes on Democracy, The Republic and Life60 Autumn Quotes that Show the Beauty of the SeasonMartin Luther King Jr. You'll never get out of it alive. “I believe that nothing in life is unimportant every moment can be a beginning.” — 133. “Whether you choose to move on from your struggles and enjoy life or waddle in your misery, life will continue.”― 70. I don’t intend to waste any of mine.” —62. “Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.” —82. ? “The decision to make the present moment a friend is the end of the ego.” – 31. Do you have any other having fun quotes to share with us? “Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.” — 33.

“If a man who enjoys a lesser happiness beholds a greater one, let him leave aside the lesser to gain the greater.” – 100. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”“You have enemies? “Life is like riding a bicycle. “Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.” — 46. “Don’t allow your past or present condition to control you. Nobody gets out alive anyway.” — 92. What you believe, remember, you can achieve.” —73. “I have learned that you can go anywhere you want to go and do anything you want to do and buy all the things that you want to buy and meet all the people that you want to meet and learn all the things that you desire to learn and if you do all these things but are not madly in love: you have still not begun to live.” 6. “There are three things you can do with your life: You can waste it, you can spend it, or you can invest it. I beat people up.”“God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.”“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.”“It’s always darkest before the dawn. “If you’re playing at something and having fun, you don’t stop to wonder why.” ― 48. ♥ “ My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal.-From the movie ED tv “ Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for an hour. Watch your habits; they become character. Laughter is the best medicine in life, and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a big beautiful smile on your face. “If you can do what you do best and be happy, you’re further along in life than most people.” —71. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.” — 87. “We become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Please check your email to confirm your subscription.

The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! Good. Depression is when you lose yours.”“Have no fear of perfection. “The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.” – 58. They try to kill and eat you. The lesson is ‘never try. You make your life. “If it’s not fun, you’re not doing it right.” – 26. You may die of a misprint.”“Clothes make the man. And we’ve got fun quotes to remind you of it!Our time on Earth is never long enough, so why not enjoy it?! Raise my hand.”“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”“High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.”“If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.”“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President.